The Cootie Pockets (EP)

Young Mountain The Cootie Pockets (EP) Lyrics
1.97' Blazer

We buried you in the Power Ranger suit*
That we gave you for Halloween
And I can't repress to say
That you're the coolest girl that I've ever seen

Where did all the good people go
When they buried you?
Where did all the good people go
When they buried you?

You father's gone and you're mother's a wreck
And everybody misses you
And your brother's off to college
And your best friend doesn't have a clue

I remember sitting in the car
You were seated in the back
And I didn't realize
That we were heading towards a Mack

Where did all the good people go
When they buried you?
Where did all the good people go
When they buried you?
Where did all the good people go
When they buried you?
Where did all the good people go
When they buried you?

Where did all the good people go
When they buried you?
Where did all the good people go
When they buried you?
Where did all the good people go
When they buried you?
Where did all the good people go
When they buried you?


2.I Hope Cannibals Turn You Into Stew

Well I hope that you drive your car off the road*
And I hope they can't find your body in the snow
And I hope I never have to see you again
'Cause that would make me content

I hope that you're involved in a great plane crash
And I hope that your face gets torn and smashed
And I hope that your body burns to a crisp
'Cause that would bring me bliss

Hope that no one really cares
And I hope they find arsenic in your air
And I hope you meet your impending doom
And I hope your little sister gets your room

Well I hope that you choke on your own food
And I hope that you get a parasitic fruit
And I hope that I never have to see you again
'Cause you are not my friend

I hope that you die from sniffing glue
And I hope you get hit by a car or two
And I hope the cannibals turn you into stew
'Cause that would make me happy too

Hope that no one really cares
And I hope they find arsenic in your air
And I hope you meet your impending doom
And I hope your little sister gets your room


3.Hipster

If being a hipster was part of my plan*
I'd walk around with a coffee in my hand
But it's not, so I won't
That's okay

And if wearing glasses was part of a trend
I'd wear 'em all the time and so would my friends
But it's not, so I won't
That's okay

And what ever happened to you?
And all the things we used to do?
Well you hide behind your glasses and your pack of Kools
Quite frankly, you're a fool

If smoking cigs made me look sheik
I'd get cancer by the end of the week
But it's not, so I won't
That's okay

And if listening to Ben Folds made me cool
I'd wanna listen to him just like you
But he's not, he's okay
Not that great

And what ever happened to me
And all the things I used to be
I hide behind a scarf and a graphic tee
Quite frankly I am weak

And if being hardcore was part of my plan
I'd draw some X's on the back of my hand
But it's not, so I won't
That's okay

And if going to shows was my first priority
I wouldn't miss a show each and every week
But it's not, so I won't
That's okay

And what ever happened to you?
And all the things we used to do?
Well you hide behind your camo and you look like a tool
I thought that you were cool

And if the new fad was following the trends
I wouldn't want to be any of your friends
'Cause it's not that cool anyway
'Cause it's not that cool anyway
'Cause it's not that cool anyway


4.South Portland

Call me a liar*
Call me a liar
Take everything that we ever had and set it on fire
Call me a cheap scape
Call me a whore
Say that you don't want to talk to me anymore

And if that's what makes you happy
Then I will be just fine
And if you think we are better off this way
Well then you are probably right

Call me a liar
Call me a liar
Take everything that we ever had and set it on fire
Call me a cheap scape
Call me a whore
Say that you don't want to talk to me any more

And if that's what makes this okay
If you are quite content
Then I don't want to hear your voice
And I don't want to see you again

Call me a liar
Call me a liar
Take everything that we ever had and set it on fire
Call me a cheap scape
Call me a whore
Say that you don't want to talk to me anymore

And if you are just too cool for me
If I am not your type
Then I don't want to see your face
And I want you to fucking die

Call me a liar
Call me a liar
Take everything that we ever had and set it on fire
Call me a cheap scape
Call me a whore
Say that you don't want to talk to me anymore

Call me a liar
Call me a liar
Take everything that we ever had and set it on fire
Call me a cheap scape
Call me a whore
Say that you don't want to talk to me anymore


5.Embrase The Love

Gonna dance, gonna dance dididididi*

Hey,
If you ain't gonna dance
(Something)
Put your hands
(Something)
In your cootie pockets
(Something)
Ain't gonna dance
(Something)
Put your hands
In your cootie pockets

Then I say something
I say something right now
I say something
Then Noah says something

Something, Something!
(Something, something!)
Something, something!
(Saaaaaaaaaah)


And I will always love you
And I will always love you
And I will always love you woo woo woo woo woo

What's new pussy cat?

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